skarajo63 ([info]skarajo63) wrote,
  • Mood: groggy
  • Music: Rocket Man - William Shatner

So much for Star Trek VIII: The Trouble with Dribbles!!!

James Doohan, Star Trek's Scotty, died over the weekend. He was 86! I'm not sure if I remember if Scotty scored with any green bitches like Kirk did! Nonetheless, Scotty could have been a great porn star! Just him saying his immortal line, "I'm giving her all I've got!" would've sold millions of copies!............................Wrestling not-so-legend Lord Alfred Hayes also passed away over the weekend. He was 85. He's probably best known for being an announcer for then WWF during its "heyday"!................................Myron Floren, the Yngvie Malmsteen of accordian, and co-bandleader of the Lawrence Welk Orchestra kicked the bucket this weekend also. He was a-one-ah, a-two-ah, a-three-ah, 86-ah!.............................and last but not least, Gerry Thomas, the man who invented the frozen dinner, shuffled off this mortal coil this weekend! He was 85! Mr. Thomas chose to be Cryogenically frozen in a 3 compartment coffin along with some tater-tots and whole kernal corn! fin

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